thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

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"You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami."

10 Word Story by c.r.   (via rebelliousnip)

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"Make it happen. Shock everyone."

"All you need is a twenty in your pocket and a bus ticket. All you need is someone on the other end of the map, thinking about the supple curves of your body, to guide you to a home that stretches out for miles and miles on end."

Here’s What Our Parents Never Taught Us,” Shinji Moon  (via 33113)

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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lyssa-fer:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Reblogging again because that is one of the cutest things I’ve seen all week

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